Twofer Tuesday – Quotes on Theft

mouse thiefI left a small bag with a pair of pink slippers, running shoes, library book, three magazines, and five year diary (working on year three) at a hotel in Newport News, VA. When we called three hours later to see if anyone turned it in, no one had. We’ve called four times so far and every time we call, there is no record of our request.  

I was careless to leave it, but now I’m disappointed no one turned it in:

“The toilets at a local police station have been stolen. Police say they have nothing to go on.” Ronnie Barker 


“I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn’t work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.” Unknown


About Sandy Green

I am a poet and children's author. Visit my website at
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